"Me too," I say.
"Oh, you look really tired," Michael pipes up from the front of the room.
I do look really tired. When I was putting on my makeup, I noticed that it looked like I had either been crying the night before or had very little sleep. Neither was true, but my eyes were puffy and red nonetheless.
"I know," I say. "I'm not sure why I look so tired today. But you know you should never tell anyone they look tired, right?"
"Why not?" Michael says.
"Well, because you know what you're really saying is...who knows what you're really saying?" I ask the class.
Craig raises his hand. "You look terrible!" he says.
"That's right!" I say.
Michael protests, but it eventually clicks. And another life lesson is had by all.